Friday, February 5, 2010

Random Venting (Gopher related)...

It's the time of year to lash out...collegiate style...

* Sean (father) and Seantrel (son) Henderson: Way to go on milking all five of your official visits, plus a trip out to New York to "unveil" your college choice. I'm all for going over your options...but going clubbing down in Miami with current NFL football players who probably didn't even graduate from college should not be considered an "official" visit. Plus, Seantrel hasn't even officially qualified academically to even go to any of these schools...yet, he's got more than enough time on his hands to visit all these places. And Sean...you are pathetic...living vicariously through your son must get you a hard on. You showed some class by telling the press that Ohio State's Jim Tressell is boring...he apologizes for not taking you and your son to a local club.

* Tim Brewster: How are you still our coach? You can't keep any coordinators around for any length of time. With the coordinator shuffling game, you change your philosophy every year. The quarterback Adam Weber has been in 4 different systems in five years. You got a brand new spanking stadium that is having trouble filling up due to lackluster perfomances. You haven't recruited well...you lost out on the top rated Minnesota player in the last three years. You haven't won a rivalry game (Iowa or Wisconsin). You haven't won a trophy game. Plus, your players run amok off the field and run up quite the police blotter...and you have no consequences for them. I want Glen Mason back.

* Devoe Joseph: You are not a point guard. However, your brother is...so I will bite my tongue as I watch you force unwarranted shots and turn the ball over to the other team so they can get easy transition baskets...just so I can see your brother in Gophers jersey next year.

* Royce White: You're an idiot. You really think you can play the "victim" in this whole episode that YOU CREATED! You don't feel safe on campus...neither does the student population when you're lurking around. And your mentor is...drumroll...Troy Hudson...the most selfish player on the court when he played, then he tried to parlay his modest basketball career into a music career...this pretty much sums your life up.

* Tubby Smith: Please learn a zone offense and teach it to the kids. It would be nice to defeat the teams we are supposed to beat. Also, cut your ties with Royce White...I know he's young...but, if you haven't influenced him up this point than he's just a lost cause.

SBG

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